Virgin penis??

I remembered when I was in high school, an innocent little teenager (really!), my English teacher told me that the way to tell a guy if he is a virgin is the presence of a GREEN vein. Innocently, I believed her... and never checked the truth of her statement. A couple of weeks ago, my friend Vincent and I were discussing issues about marriage (he's getting married in May!!- I think) and we went on talking about his experience having marriage couselling in church, since he was living with his partner already and had pre-marital sex, and it went on to maintaining the sparks in a relationship and then I don't know how the topic of male virginity came up. And so I recalled what my English teacher told me. Of course, Vincent hasn't noticed a green vein on his penis before, but told me he would have a closer look. He didn't have it. Not surprising, since he wasn't a virgin anymore. From then on, several other guys in the lab have checked for the "green vein" but none have it (and none of them are virgins). So, I still don't know whether the "green vein theory" is true or false. It's hard to find a virgin guy!!! I mean, what if a guy has masturbated before? Does that count as losing virginity? And Vincent says ALL guys have had an erection before, and neither does he think checking his 5 year old cousin is a good idea. Like science, some experiments just can't be done.... *any virgin guys out there... please volunteer as a sample subject for my experiment, and report your findings, just YES or NO will suffice, no descriptions please* ;)

We googled instead and this came up:

"I had sex for the first time last month with my boyfriend of three years. Since I was gone for two years of that time, I have a hard time trusting whether or not he had sex with anyone else. I asked him and he said 'no.' But my question is, do men have a vein beneath their penis that makes them a virgin, and wears out after they have sex a couple of times? I'm only 18 and a first timer.

ShaIf you have a hard time believing he was faithful, then why did you make love with him? Just as he must take your word that you didn't sleep with anyone else, you must do the same.There is really no way to know for sure if he was no longer a virgin. And no, there is no vein beneath a man's penis that wears away. Blood flows through a vein, so its disappearance is unlikely.From this point in the relationship you have two options: you can either take his word for it and continue with the relationship, or you could leave him and move on.

Donald Zimmer"

Apparently I'm not the only person who think men with green veins on their penis are virgins. Must check my husband next time, on our first night! Hahahah! He'd BETTER have it.... or I'll have to take his word for it...